( Spoilers for Pein arc )

Dear whoever it was who made this shit and the various fangirls commenting on who they'd have to kill a bitch if she touched their precious Hidan / Deidara / Itachi / Steve,

I don't know if you realise this, but erm...Akatsuki aren't real. Sakura can't be stealing any of them from you because they don't exist, and neither does she. Not to mention ( Read more... )

So recently, there was a thread on a certain Naruto forum, entitled: 'Chouji's dad is a douchebag!', where someone posted this picture from Chapter 1, saying that he wanted to kill Naruto. Cue comments:
- "lol.. nice find.. should've died against pain ( Read more... )

1) Chouji-bashing has broken out due to the events of the anime (and I'm not entirely happy with how the Kakashi / Akimichi fight turned out, but YMMV), and one common thing I've noticed is, "He should have stayed dead in Part 1." I'm not going to rant about Chouji again because I've done that, but one thing I've been bothered about lately is: did ( Read more... )

Naruto is not going to have lots of gore in it ( Read more... )

Dear Hidantards ( Read more... )

When I go on Narutofan forums - which make me feel like Naruto to its Sasuke, in that I keep coming back to it even though it drives me nuts - to read a thread entitled 'What do you think of Ino's performance in this fight so far?' and I see someone's written the following:
Women are not supposed to be strong in the first place. They need to be ( Read more... )

While I usually don't think that any review I receive is evil (maybe tactless) there was this one... I deleted it after a month (what was it doing there anyway?) but I'll try to quote as close as I can ( Read more... )

Dear idiots on NarutoFan forums who I will not name as there are too many of you ( Read more... )

Dear Yaoi Fan-Brat,

Sakura X Ino is entirely possible. It's just as possible as Naruto X Sasuke, of which you seem to be an avid reader. Stop telling me that it's gross 'cause:

"zOMG Sakura aint a LESBO!" (Have you talked to her?)
"Sakura luvvs SASUKE!" (Not so much after he leaves.)
"Inos a UBER BITCH she hates Sakura!" (They're still friends and ( Read more... )